Poetry from the Bunker

The below is a short poem made up entirely of actual quotations from the leader (and examplar?) of the most powerful country on the planet, George W. Bush.

These have been arranged, only for aesthetic purposes, by Washington Post writer, Richard Thompson.

Please do not run spellcheck on the following, you computer will shortcircus.

(to bad this administration won't do the same)


I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
And potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet
Become more few?

How many hands have I shaked?
They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.

I know that the human being
And the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope,
Where our wings take dream.

Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher!
I am the Decider!

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Richard Thompson's home page can be found at theupstage.com