FUTURE HITS COMING TO A RED STATE NEAR YOU!
* Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
* How Can I Miss You, If You Won't Go Away?
* Get Your Biscuits In The Oven, And Your Buns In Bed
* I Keep Forgetten I Forgot About You
* I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself, Or Go Bowling
* She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger
* You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
* I Just Bought a Car From a Guy That Stole My Girl (but The Car Don't Run; so I figure we Got An Even Deal)
* Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth, Cause I'm Kissin You Good-bye
* I Liked You Better, Before I Knew You So Well
* I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin Better
* I Wouldn't Take Her To a Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
* I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight
* I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here
* Please Bypass this Heart?
* If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now
* Mama Get a Hammer, There's a Fly On Papa's Head
* My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus
* My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss Him